Witty-ness

My children are very witty. Two quick examples...

One of my daughter's friends is expecting a boy in July. She recently found out that they plan to name him John. She said, "John? John?? Every Tom, Dick, and Harry is named John!"

My son came into the school room this morning with his hand on his heart and said, "Oh, my! I'm studying drama in language arts now. I'll DIE if I don't find the book I shall be studying!!" Seems to me like he needs very little studying of drama.

~Joan